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This is a parody on the Christmas song Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer, so when your reading have the song in your head. XD
You know Mello, Kira, and Near. L, Misa and BB too.
But do you recall the most hottest of all?
Matty the red haired gamer
Had a very fluffy vest
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say he's hot!
All of the other Orphans
Used to laugh and call him dumb
They never let poor Matty
Join in any Game Cube games.
Then one stormy April night
Mello texted Matt
"Matt get your stripe ass here
and help me beat the queerish Near"
And how that Fangirls loved him
even after he was dead!
Matty the red haired gamer you'll go down in history.
You know Mello, Kira, and Near. L, Misa and BB too.
But do you recall the most hottest of all?
Matty the red haired gamer
Had a very fluffy vest
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say he's hot!
All of the other Orphans
Used to laugh and call him dumb
They never let poor Matty
Join in any Game Cube games.
Then one stormy April night
Mello texted Matt
"Matt get your stripe ass here
and help me beat the queerish Near"
And how that Fangirls loved him
even after he was dead!
Matty the red haired gamer you'll go down in history.
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Matt asks Mello answers CH.2
Matt smirked slightly "When you were going to do things like that to me..." Matt ran a finger down the blonds flushed cheek. Mello looked at him with a glare and pushed him off. "What the fuck are you talking about?I only did it because I was showing you what L did to me...." He looked to the side angered at what his best friend had said.Matt smiled "O c'mon mello,I know that you were just using that as an excuse to get in my pants" The blond glared at him again "your unbelievable matty! No...I didn't just want to get in your pants!L did all of that to me...." Mello's head filled with all kinds of horrible thoughts. "He even did MORE....But s
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Death Note funnies
The Most Anoying Death Note Moment Ever. Near: I have concluded that you, Light Yagami, are Kira.
Light: You are correct, Near, I am Kira! I've been Kira all along!
Near: That is obvious, the fact that you are Kira means that you shall be arrested.
Light: *Laughs his creepy evil laugh* I AM KIRA! KKKKIIIIRRRRAAAA!
Near: *Gets a confused look on his face* Yes, I think that's been cleared....
Light: *Starts foaming at the mouth* KKKKKIIIIIRRRRRAAAAA, KIRA, KIRA! I'M KIRA!
Near: Uh, yes you are Kira......Ryuk would you PLEASE kill Light?
"Dude, Where's My Game?"
Matt: I'm leavi
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Death Note Quips
Did you know that Yagami spelled backwards says Im a gay?
Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and Ill give you a million bucks.
Does L ever change his clothes, or is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...
The question we all want answered: is Mello or girl, or does he just have really bad PMS?
Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasnt like we couldnt tell he was gonna lose in the end
oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry
not.
Raise your han
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Okay let me point out some stuff.
1.) April was the only month that sounded good, I really don't know when Mello called Matt.
2.) I do not claim this song, and I came up with these lyrics
at 1 O clock in the morning, so thats why it sucks.
3.)Just cuz i made this one X-mas theme dev doesn't mean I suddenly got tired of Halloween! It was anything i did on impulse.
4.) I Also got lazy on the beginning of the song. (Death note names are hard to get into the right place!)
5.) and finally I give permission to post this in the good ol' Mattgasm gallery
1.) April was the only month that sounded good, I really don't know when Mello called Matt.
2.) I do not claim this song, and I came up with these lyrics
at 1 O clock in the morning, so thats why it sucks.
3.)Just cuz i made this one X-mas theme dev doesn't mean I suddenly got tired of Halloween! It was anything i did on impulse.
4.) I Also got lazy on the beginning of the song. (Death note names are hard to get into the right place!)
5.) and finally I give permission to post this in the good ol' Mattgasm gallery
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LOL! i luved it insta-fave!